Thursday, December 13, 2012
And I Quote...Again...
"I'm 3 turds on the deck away from going postal."
"If anybody needs butt powder, I've got connections."
"We are really stupid, but we're really funny so that totally cancels out the stupid."
"You can't let your whiteness work against you."
"Let's blame the thong."
"Tapeworm isn't as funny as you might think."
"If we can master the Gagnam Style, we'll be unstoppable."
"It's natural brilliance, so there's nothing I can do to stop it."
"I can't open my eyes wide enough to see my hole."
"I'll dig it out and shove it into a souvenir bag, if you'd prefer."
"That was back in my wild days when bare backing was cool."
"We got nervous and started googling the timing of Rigamortis."
"You fart into one fog machine and all heck breaks loose."
"I don't want to push you out of the moving van, but today it's gonna happen."
"It's not like we found a random deer and threw poop on our car."
"You start the morning off with a suicide story and then wonder why everyone's against you."
We'll leave it with those for now. Stay tuned next time when someone threatens to "take a wet sock and mess you up" because it wouldn't be the Christmas season without the threat of physical violence.