Ever wonder what would happen if people could eavesdrop on your family's daily conversations?
Several months ago, Z mentioned that we should have a Live Feed into our home. First of all, no we shouldn't. But that got me paying attention to some of the things that are said around here and I started documenting.
Below is a top 10 list of quotes that were actually said in our home, by our family members. I could tell you who said it and why, but what would be the fun in that? I think it's much more entertaining to leave you guessing. So here for your reading pleasure is a tiny glimpse into our conversations. Introducing....Live Feed:
10. You threw poop water on my leg.
9. I'd hate to think of another Maltese Spider attack so soon on the heels of your Hepatitis scare.
8. We've been over this. We were having a bible study and an ultimate frisbee game broke out.
7. Don't let anyone try to trade your shoes for drugs.
That happened once. Let it go.
6. I feel like you're confusing what Jesus would do with something Jesus would not do.
5. The garage sale was a success, which is to say nobody got shot.
4. How bout you let me worry about my own Electrolyte levels.
3. I'm sorry, but I can't handle you and that smell coming from dad right now.
2. I'm not controlling that you sniff. I'm controlling where you sniff.
1. This would be hard to explain in an obituary.
*If you enjoy this, I'll add it into the blog occasionally. My family is a never ending supply of material.*