Forgive me for that little lapse in humility, but after the week I had, I think you'll understand.
It started with a 3am visit from from the police because my husband's bank card didn't register in the gas pump and the cashier called and reported him as a "drive-off." Clearly a misunderstanding that we rectified with the gas station immediately, but still disconcerting to see your husband's picture via gas station camera along with license plate number and car description hanging on the "most wanted" wall behind the cash register, ya know? Well, maybe you don't. Just take my word for it then.
The week ended with a disastrous attempt at an Easter illustration with my kids called "Empty Tomb Cookies" that resulted in inappropriate nut jokes, a yolk in the egg-white batter, fighting over masking tape, 15 piles of tinted yellow globs of "Full Tomb Cookies" and a spanked toddler. None of which is a reflection on the Empty Tomb Cookies. I take full responsibility for our buffoonery. This is why we don't do crafts.
But on Good Friday, I made gravy. (Didn't sound like a big deal until it's up against mention of the police, gas station mug shots and spankings over Easter crafts, huh?)
Gravy was always my holiday nemesis. I pride myself on the ability to put together a yummy feast, but always had to ask guests to come early and whip up some gravy. Humiliating. But Good Friday, we had Z's girlfriend and A's boyfriend over for a Thanksgiving lunch with the extended family coming over later that evening for dessert, snacks, egg coloring, and games. That left me on gravy detail.
Enter Google. I printed off the first one where I recognized all the ingredients and went to work. I ran into one minor snafu when I realized I have no Poultry Seasoning. What to do? Skip it. I ended up with an amazing, creamy, delicious, lump-less, poultry-seasoning-less, gravy that makes my mouth water just remembering it.
It's almost enough to make me forget what happened the night before when I was trying to avoid stuffing hundreds of plastic eggs with candy. I told the kids we'd hunt empty eggs instead as a symbol of the empty tomb on Easter. The kids agreed. My husband claimed I "ruined Easter" and stormed from the room.
So let's talk about the gravy again.....aaahhhh.....the simple pleasures in life, am I right?
Gravy for Dummies
- 5 cups of turkey stock with pan drippings
- 1 can of condensed cream of chicken soup
- 1 tsp poultry seasoning (clearly optional)
- 1/2 tsp black pepper
- 1/2 tsp seasoned salt
- 1/4 tsp garlic powder
- 1 cup milk
- 1/3 cup flour
- Bring the turkey stock to a boil in a large saucepan.
- Stir in soup and all the spices. Reduce heat to low and simmer
- Warm the milk in the microwave and whisk in the flour with a fork until smooth.
- Return the gravy to a boil and gradually stir in the milk mixture, stirring constantly.
- Continue to cook while stirring for 1 minute or until thickened. It's gravy, baby.